• I'm not sure it's gonna to be very silent. . .

• Wouldn't it be funny if country music legend George Jones and
Hip Hop Singer/Actor Will Smith were the same guy?

• Ah ha! Finally... the truth revealed. . .

• "Well, here's your trouble . . .

• "These basketballs must have done something really, really bad."

• "Ah, yes. The glamourous life of an entertainer."

• Somewhere out on the plains of Kansas we find the Hotel de Sod . . .

• "Man, that must have been some really terrible soup. So bad . . .